dude i'm inner monologue high
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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