You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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