they need to just BURY HIM!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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