I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Randomize
