You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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