I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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