That's intense
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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