why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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