You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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