i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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