question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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