I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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