real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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