it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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