Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
3 2 1 whiskey
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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