the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just cropdusted the office
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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