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garbage dick
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you win
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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