Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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