Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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