Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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