what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
