Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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