I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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