I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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