have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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