Are we in a gay sports bar?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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