i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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