So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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