The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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