There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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