if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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