he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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