am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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