I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We just shotgunned beers for America
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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