We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Randomize
