the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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