Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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