It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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