"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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