You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You made out with two different species that night
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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