soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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