he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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