No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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