If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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