I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
