My nipple is on Facebook.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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