I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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