I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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