Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
wow bdsm is so cute
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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