he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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